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| Well, I'm not going to make any friends sitting around.
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| In honor of the life, times, and spectacularly straight forward humor of Mitch Hedberg, my friend Lucas Schneider has decided to rock out Mitch’s memory with the sandwich that Mitch had prophesied.
Join us on March 29th of 2007 when Mitch will be honored by a nationwide ingestion of the banana bread pastrami and cottage cheese sandwiches.
So on the 29th go and request your local deli for the following:
Two Slices of Banana Bread
Cottage Cheese
Pastrami
combine.
devour.
MitchSandwich!
MitchSandwich Blog and Comment board!!
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| Visit Blog.JonathanShidler.com
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| because five of five would just make too much sense.
I have devised a clever little thing I should do more often.
that's right, grift something a blog that is older than my knowledge of most of all ya'lls folk. (2002, how long ago were you? some say, 5 years? perhaps-- perhaps.)
grifted from 5ives.com:
Jonathan's Fives
five things that give me distinct pleasure, but really I should label "Guilty pleasures".
5. innuendo (70% of the time non-sexual)
4. Being unapologetically honest.
3. becoming aroused whilst reading Ayn Rand
2. Being Right to the point of vexation whilst blowing past consideration of other's mental abilities.
1. reading (on a regular basis) romance (web)comics.
Five things that are true but sound dirty.
5. I have been to bed with two women at the same time
4. I usually am only physically intimate because I physically need the warmth
3. I have been to bed with two attractive asian sisters at the same time
2. I often think to myself, "if they don't speak up, it is like they are saying 'yes' "
1. I become aroused whilst reading Ayn Rand
Five slight disappointments about the past 5 years
5. My Guitar playing abilities (2002-2006)
4. The "Napoleon Dynomite-ites" (2004-2005)
3. The Islamo-Facists & hippies (2003-2007)
2. The French Speaking people of Paris and North, through Belgium. (2006)
1. The Microsoft® Windows Vista™ (2007)
five things I am developing in myself
5. Photographic memory
4. Guitar skills
3. Mental Math Skills
2. Finance Skills
1. Fitness
Five things/people Hannah in which hannah has likened me.
5. Hamlet
4. A local Celebrity
3. Arnold (from hey Arnold)
2. Cold. Hard. CASH!
1. A know it all
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Five Things I do that looks like I grifted them from a Commercial
5. actually tell people about how great Geico is.
4. Drive with my knees (almost contrary to 5.)
3. Call people saying I am far away while really being less than 10 yards away
2. Mock others for not having Sprit Mobile.
1. Dance like I am in an iPod Ad
Five Musicians that have made my life better by proving that being long haired and scruffy folk are inherently amazing
5. Roger Daltry
4. Slash
3. Brian May
2. Lenny Kravitz
1. John Mayer
Five Reasons I still hang around MySpace
5. Trivial myspace fights are entertaining to laugh at internally.
4. Sometimes it takes at least 3 days for the admin team to delete the porn posted.
3. Hannah's Jurassic Park Theme.
2. I have yet to get around to making a commenting feature on any of my other blogs
1. People don't seem to know what the hell email is and resort to myspace messages to communicate with me.
Five things that get me in trouble
5. natural urge to push the envelope
4. my distrust of my own loosing of my inhibitions
3. my larger than normal genitalia-- and my willingness to talk about such.
2. Taco Tuesday at Rubios-- of which I have only once partaken, but missed despite years of trying.
1. Sauces that are not properly contained
Five Reasons I want to move to San Francisco
5. Hippies offer cheap labor
4. A big City in California that doesn't suck like LA can, in-spite of having an inferior NY western expansion baseball team.
3. The cold summers and winters inhibit homelessness in a highly effective way.
2. Internets
1. "BECAUSE FUCK OAKLAND!"
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